DownTown Blog – Turn Around And Go

The recently released single Turn Around And Go has always been one of my fave songs. From the moment I came up with the music, I knew that I just couldn’t settle for anything that didn’t live up to it. When inspiration did strike I knew immediately that it was a perfect fit for the music.

Her name was Starr and in just a few seconds she inspired me to write one of my favorite songs…

Before I tell you about that inspiration, let me back up a bit. My 1st summer home from college I got a job driving a van for a Tuxedo store during their busy prom season. One day I was told to go into NYC for a pickup in the Garment District. When I got there I was told everyone was on their lunch break and that I might as well take one too. So I walked down the street and came to the corner and saw a small luncheonette across the street. I went in and ordered a sandwich and was told to take a seat inside and they would bring me my sandwich when it was ready.

I walked through another door into a dimly lit room and realized I was in a bar and that the luncheonette was actually the kitchen to the bar. Had I been walking down the street from the other direction I probably would have walked right by because the bar was really nondescript from the outside and I wouldn’t have even noticed it. So I went in and took a seat at the bar and ordered a beer. About 5 minutes later these bright lights went on to reveal a stage behind the bar and this great looking dancer came out and began to do her thing.

What was really an eye-opener was when she took her top off! I had never been to a Go-Go bar before and certainly didn’t think I had wandered into one. But the room behind me started to fill up with various businessmen who I assumed worked in the area and probably came in for lunch on a daily basis. At a nearby table, 3 guys in suits sat down. By this time the 1st girl left the stage and another came out. If  I thought the 1st dancer was hot, the 2nd dancer was really hot!! 🙂

I assumed she was the headliner because she wore a sparkling sequined 2 piece and was built like the proverbial brick sh!t house. (whoever came up with that expression??) Anyway, she was stacked in the right places and was drawing the attention of those 3 guys at the nearby table. One, in particular, a chubby redhead was quite vocal yelling up at the stage. They looked like accountants and the chubby redhead looked like he was showing off for them. It didn’t take long for him to get the dancer’s attention and she walked to the front of the stage and asked the chubby redhead for his tie.

After getting encouragement from the other guys at the table, the chubby redhead took off his tie and handed it to the dancer, who proceeded to turn her back to the crowd and tie the tie around her waist. When she turned around the tie was dangling between her legs and she started to grind her hips forcing the tie to swing back and forth between her legs. This got a roar from the table, with the chubby redhead continuing to yell at the dancer, which sounded more and more like heckling.

The dancer continued to strut her stuff and was not going to ignore the chubby redhead. She exchanged words with him as she danced, keeping her cool. Finally, she turned to him and asked him for his T-shirt. The chubby redhead yelled back something like “no fu**king way” but now his compadres began to egg him on to give her his T-shirt. After a few minutes, the chubby redhead relented and took off his suit jacket and then unbuttoned his dress shirt revealing his white T-shirt. Unbelievably, he took off his T-shirt and threw it on the stage!! I’m eating my sandwich and drinking my beer, looking at a half-naked chubby redheaded man standing in this nondescript dimly lit Go-Go bar and thinking “only in NY”!!

The dancer proceeded to pick up the Tshirt and rolled it up, putting it around her neck. She turned her back to the crowd and I could see her doing something to the shirt with her hands. When she was finished she rolled the T-shirt down over her body and when she turned around she pushed her quite amble boobs through the 2 slits she had made in the T-shirt and shouted at the chubby redhead, “now explain this to your wife!!”. The place exploded, with the half-naked chubby redhead mortified. I paid my tab and walked out laughing. Only in NYC!! 🙂

That was my 1st experience in a Go-Go bar and it was certainly quite memorable. But I digressed from my story about Starr…as you might have guessed, I was sitting in another Go-Go bar. It’s about 14-15 years later and my cousin had found this out of the way place that was literally “on the other side of the tracks”. He had taken me there a couple of times before and all I remember was driving on a road that seemed to go through all these towns in NJ and finally crossing over these railroad tracks and this Go Go bar called Cheeques suddenly appearing.

On this particular day, we were sitting right in the middle of the bar with a perfect view of the stage. The lights went down and the next dancer was announced as “Starr”, who came strutting out on stage with a top hat on her head in a sequined tuxedo jacket with tails and high heels. As she reached the middle of the bar, directly in front of us, she threw her leg out with her high heel balancing her between the stage and the bar. She then bent over, and with her hand, grabbed my face and proceeded to plant a kiss on my lips!!

She then pushed off the bar, back onto the stage and went into her dance routine. At that very moment, I knew I had the inspiration I had been waiting for. I knew right then that I would write the song with the music that would become Turn Around And Go. Meanwhile, I turned to see my cousin’s face staring at me with his mouth open in disbelief. I looked at him and said “what?” He shook his head and in a somewhat outraged voice replied, “do you know how many times I’ve been here? You come in here and get a kiss! I’ve never seen anything like that in here!!”

What can I say? Call it kismet. Something always seems to happen when I go into a Go-Go bar. On that day it seemed like this dancer Starr had been mystically drawn to me when in reality, she was going to kiss whoever was sitting there as part of her big opening. As luck or fate would have it that would be me and not my cousin. Even better, I got a great song out of it. 🙂

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